Where is the hickey?
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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