i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
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She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
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You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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