I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
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So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
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This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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