A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
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I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
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Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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