But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
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did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
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I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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