This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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