Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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