There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
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i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
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then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
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