Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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