You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
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I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
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It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I'm experimenting with sincerity
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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