yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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