Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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