It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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