So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
tell me about the fingering
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