evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
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Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
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The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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