I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
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his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
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i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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