i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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