I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
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there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
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You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
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