As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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