My hair reeks of homosexuality.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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