Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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