I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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