Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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