New invention idea: vibrating tampons
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
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I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
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Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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