it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
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Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
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Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Success! We fucked roommates!
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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