I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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