You work out of a Hotel?
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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