Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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