Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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