The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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