Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I'm having to shit out rocks
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