im gay
i know
yea but for you.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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