And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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