Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
He did a backflip because drugs
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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