Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
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For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
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He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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