ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
Randomize
