i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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