the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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