so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
