its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
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I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
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Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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