K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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