Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Let's paint friendship bongs
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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