the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
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I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
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Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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