Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I skipped work to stalk him.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
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She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
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Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
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