is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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