I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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