But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
