we have officially lost it.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
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I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
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Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
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Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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