I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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