Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
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she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
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Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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