dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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