I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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