Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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