My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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