just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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